My Natural Colour

“How did you dye your hair that colour when it’s so short?” “This is my natural colour,” I said. “Nahhh. No one has hair that colour.” “I do,” I said. “What colour was it [...]

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June 1st, 2023|Out & About, Stories|

Call Me by My Name

I’ve been called some choice things in my time. I don’t suppose I will ever be privy to the full range. The Son, who was a Red Dwarf fan, hit upon the idea that [...]

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March 20th, 2023|Out & About|

The Van

Vans are a contentious issue. My friend Malc had a van for nineteen years that he loved, until it got squashed between a Chelsea tractor and a small lorry while he was in it. [...]

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March 6th, 2023|Out & About, Stories|
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