STORIES: SHOPPING
Circles Of Damnation
I have had a glimpse of Hell. I have swum the waters of the Styx and crawled up the bank on the far side. I did [...]
My Blind Corona Shop
No one's going to be leaning over the pub bar any time soon and ordering a pint of Corona. Time, it seems, has been called on [...]
You Can Never Have Enough Dachshunds
The Old Bag rang me up to say that she and her slobbering side kick were in festive mood and would I like a drink? I [...]
Joy To The World
Forget the heralding of Christmas with the purchase of industrial quantities of Brussel Sprouts. Better to trumpet the festivities with the Jerusalem artichoke. It achieves the [...]
The Twitcher
In a late night dash for home, it occurred to me that there was no milk in the fridge and so a short detour was called [...]
Laundry Bags and Prophylactics
The mesh laundry bag is making a come back. It's a much under valued item that will preserve my clothes from the ferocity of the spin [...]
Who’s The Genius?
As the witching hour broke, I began to roam about the house in the dark, trying not to make a noise less the dog barked, the [...]