STORIES: SHOPPING
The Last Word
Over the last year I’ve been plagued by my nemesis Anne Taylor. She pops up everywhere but has now met her match in the shape of [...]
How to Spend Money
I’m secretly curious about what it would be like to be bald. Baldness is not necessarily the preserve of old men. I’ve been on line, investigating [...]
A Wake up Call
Setting aside the demise of the blown fuse, and the kettle, before 6am. I’ve been to have my surgically induced fluid bubbles drained. I’ve been waiting [...]
Danny the Guide Dog
Not that this has ever happened to me, but if I were to find myself in a long and boring zoom call, I might feel inclined [...]
Circles Of Damnation
I have had a glimpse of Hell. I have swum the waters of the Styx and crawled up the bank on the far side. I did [...]
My Blind Corona Shop
No one's going to be leaning over the pub bar any time soon and ordering a pint of Corona. Time, it seems, has been called on [...]
You Can Never Have Enough Dachshunds
The Old Bag rang me up to say that she and her slobbering side kick were in festive mood and would I like a drink? I [...]