STORIES: SHOPPING

The Dog Ate My Glasses

April 21st, 2019|

I discovered I might be wearing the wrong reading glasses.  I might have been wearing the wrong prescription for more than a decade.  I've been using [...]

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Wash, Cut and a Slap

March 31st, 2019|

When #Grace Jones slapped Russell Harty she created one of TVs' iconic moments. Whatever you think of her response to her host turning his back on [...]

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Built For Comfort

March 16th, 2019|

In my favorite shop the retail assistants wear luminous yellow jackets which makes them easy to spot as they weave their way in and out of [...]

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The Blinky Bob

January 27th, 2019|

His suspicions aroused by the large quantity of bleach nestled behind my loo, my friend Dan asked me if I was planning to make a bomb.  [...]

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The Bagging Area

June 20th, 2018|

A long long time ago when God was a boy and before I had teeth, I can remember sitting on the counter in the green grocers [...]

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The Blood Bank

May 11th, 2018|

The Blood Bank, where I bank, is keen on inviting people in to meet their Relationship Manager. These are nearly always people who are in training [...]

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Robbed Blind

April 14th, 2018|

Last Saturday I got home to find the milk was off and the cheese I thought might last the course of my absence, was now cultivating [...]

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