ALL STORIES

They think It’s All Over

November 29th, 2021|

The Baby Grand has arrived. I was so moved by the miracle of new life, that I went to an actual shop and purchased a small [...]

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For the Love of Lenny

November 15th, 2021|

It might have been the colour of nobility and power in the world of the ancients but purple been on the back foot in public life [...]

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Permit Me to be Rude

November 1st, 2021|

I’m incandescent with rage. It might be more accurate to say that I’m florescent with rage because I can feel my colour rising. It’s not that [...]

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The Real Thing

October 25th, 2021|

“Let’s go to the supermarket and buy oats so we can make flapjacks,” I proposed. The Grand moved like grease lightening. I think it a prerequisite [...]

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The Massive Hoover

August 23rd, 2021|

The Son and the DiL are having a night off. They are going to wear grown up clothes, for possibly the very last time in a [...]

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Where the Wild Girls Go

August 2nd, 2021|

My friend the Doctor, the one who wore her contact lenses in the wrong eyes for longer than she could reasonably be excused for, is a [...]

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No one is Listening

July 20th, 2021|

She didn’t say so, but my kitchen is a bit of a disgrace. What the Goddaughter did say was “Yeah, the doors are all chipped. It [...]

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How to be a Public Servant

June 14th, 2021|

The Goddaughter, and her various assistants, have been helping to keep my house in order. Reputation is everything and without it, she says, she would not [...]

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