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A Useless Eater?

April 28th, 2020|

What do you call a boat full of lawyers at the bottom of the sea? So the joke goes, "a good start". At this point we [...]

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My Blind Corona Shop

April 6th, 2020|

No one's going to be leaning over the pub bar any time soon and ordering a pint of Corona. Time, it seems, has been called on [...]

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Blind Shooter

March 30th, 2020|

I have been to the moon and back, plumbed in bathrooms and more besides, and all in my sleep. I normally undertake these activities in an [...]

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My Dots Are Raised

March 23rd, 2020|

The oven packed up. Why does this always happen when you have chopped up enough vegetables to sustain an anaerobic digester for a week? That's what [...]

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