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The Bagging Area
A long long time ago when God was a boy and before I had teeth, I can remember sitting on the counter in the green grocers [...]
Everything Is Confusing
A nice woman came to my house to begin the process of long cane training. I was tense. She introduced herself with a name that sounded [...]
The Blood Bank
The Blood Bank, where I bank, is keen on inviting people in to meet their Relationship Manager. These are nearly always people who are in training [...]
I’m Not Cross
Each time I’ve gone to vote, I ask where the large print ballot paper is that every polling station is obliged to display by law. It’s [...]
My Chainsaw Fantasy
A friend of mine called me up at 8.30 in a Sunday morning. He said that he was parked outside my house and would like to [...]
Robbed Blind
Last Saturday I got home to find the milk was off and the cheese I thought might last the course of my absence, was now cultivating [...]
Customers We Don’t Care
When I first started travelling to Sofia I used to fly Air Bulgaria from Gatwick. Once, having answered the call for those needing assistance to come [...]
