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Two Front Teeth
Flying has been a feature of my life. I cannot begin to calculate how many flights I have been on. Not all of them have begun [...]
To Pee Or Not To Pee
I went to have a cuppa with my friend The Big Cheese. He's always late so being punctual gave me ample time to navigate the "patrons [...]
Northern Delights
I've been to Gateshead, where despite the chill winds, skirts are still high. Northern women are tough, resilient to the elements but not without a soft [...]
Women Need Sheds
My garden shed has been gently dissolving into the ground for some time now. In every cost there is an opportunity. Having sat down with the [...]
The Side Hussle
Nowadays it's not uncommon to have a job that is part of the grand scheme of your career as well as a job on the side, [...]
Bowled Over
Now I'm alert to the risks that public parks present me with: stray dogs with large teeth that will "hound" you for your lunch or even [...]
The Dog Ate My Glasses
I discovered I might be wearing the wrong reading glasses. I might have been wearing the wrong prescription for more than a decade. I've been using [...]
Put Your Foot Down
The Plumber was moaning about the cost of running a car. I told him that this was something outside my experience. He told me that his [...]