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A Wake up Call

July 12th, 2022|

Setting aside the demise of the blown fuse, and the kettle, before 6am. I’ve been to have my surgically induced fluid bubbles drained. I’ve been waiting [...]

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The Fridge Slut

July 3rd, 2022|

There is nothing like sitting in bed in the early morning, with a pot of Earl Grey Supreme, chatting to girlfriends on the phone. I was [...]

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The C Word

May 30th, 2022|

The best things in life begin with the letter C. They include but, as manufacturers often say, are not limited to: Champagne. Pale imitations won’t do. [...]

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Permit Me to be Rude

November 1st, 2021|

I’m incandescent with rage. It might be more accurate to say that I’m florescent with rage because I can feel my colour rising. It’s not that [...]

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The Real Thing

October 25th, 2021|

“Let’s go to the supermarket and buy oats so we can make flapjacks,” I proposed. The Grand moved like grease lightening. I think it a prerequisite [...]

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The Massive Hoover

August 23rd, 2021|

The Son and the DiL are having a night off. They are going to wear grown up clothes, for possibly the very last time in a [...]

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No one is Listening

July 20th, 2021|

She didn’t say so, but my kitchen is a bit of a disgrace. What the Goddaughter did say was “Yeah, the doors are all chipped. It [...]

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