The Cast of Characters
| The Son | The person I gave birth to |
| The DiL | Married to The Son |
| The Grand | Their Son |
| The Sister | Whom I’m related to |
| The Goddaughter | Self proclaimed “Domestic Dolly” |
| The Right Hand Neighbor | We share garden tools, wine and leftovers |
| The Flatmate | Part-time flat-sharer and long standing friend |
| The Best Friend | Seldom does a day pass when we don’t speak |
| The Tech | Blinky and all teched up |
| The Artist | Drives the Rolls Canardly, laughs and paints |
| The Big Cheese | Has a grown up job, enjoys a blather as much as me |
| Sceptic Tank | (slang for Yank) Blinky, talented and very funny |
| The Old Bag | With a generous humor I could float away on |
| The Monk | Who has lived in closed holy orders since 1960 |
| The Builder | Who took short cuts through my childhood garden |
| The Dynamo | Married to Mr. Dynamo. Mother of Dynamite |
| The Cleaning Genie | Self-explanatory |
| The Physio Witch | Who is cruel to be kind |
| The Montessorian | Who I am often in Bulgaria with |
| Wanda | Otherwise known as google maps |
Other parts are played by, but not limited to: drunk people, armed police, taxi drivers, banking relationship managers, London Underground staff, waiters, bus, plane and train travellers, Airport support teams, Airport security, the judiciary, political canvassers, flashers, health workers, comedians, my relatives, fellow shoppers, personal shoppers, shop lifters, coffee shop staff, cashiers, men using urinals, nosy people, thoughtful people, dog walkers, a mobility trainer, my extended friendship circles and Chihuahuas.