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The Last Word
Over the last year I’ve been plagued by my nemesis Anne Taylor. She pops up everywhere but has now met her match in the shape of [...]
My Natural Colour
“How did you dye your hair that colour when it’s so short?” “This is my natural colour,” I said. “Nahhh. No one has hair that colour.” [...]
Smashy and Nicey
My friend Sceptic Tank thinks that a house should be minimal. I think that a house is not a home without stuff. The stuff I like [...]
A Big Black Car
The Grand, is obsessed with cars. He lamented the lack of cars in this house. He’s not bothered about reverting to the use of my bus [...]
Hold the Line
Now that I am feeling less nauseous, I’m trying to get through the jobs that I’ve been putting off for months. These range from emptying the [...]
More Hot Stuff
Food is the new obsession in my life. I’m always cooking it. I don’t always eat it. Sometimes I give it away. Sometimes, I am ashamed [...]