Not being able to see much might not be an obvious subject for laughs but there is humour there alright, if only you can but see it!
I’m always getting myself into scrapes from accidentally kissing strangers to queueing up to pay, in M&S, behind a row of redundant mannequins.
Sometimes the scrapes are a bit more serious. What do you do when a stranger tries to touch you up because he thinks you are an easy target? What happens when you accidentally wander onto an airport runway?
This is a blog packed with stories about the absurd and the wonderful, the hilarious and the horrible. It’s about the things that happen to me that touch me and have touched the people I’ve told.
There might be bits that cause a sharp intake of breath, but I hope it will also make you laugh.